Politics
Even Rats Don’t Want Buhari To Come Back – Fani-Kayode
A former Aviation Minister and spokesperson, Goodluck Jonathan Campaign Organization, Femi Fani-Kayode has stated that even rats in Nigeria don’t want President Muhammadu Buhari back.
The former Minister was responding to Special Assistant to the President, Garba Shehu, who on Tuesday, revealed that Buhari’s office was invaded by rodents.
In a post he shared via @realFFK, the PDP chieftain, quoting Garba Shehu, said, “Rodents destroyed PMB’s office furniture while he was abroad”- Shehu Garba My goodness!!! Even the rats don’t want him to come back.”
Kachi Matins
August 23, 2017 at 3:36 pm
I dey tell u
Olanma Iheme
August 23, 2017 at 3:15 pm
The rat have waited for long they do not see him Na so they decided to take over the office atlist to help in govering before he returns
Kelechi Uzoukwu
August 23, 2017 at 2:40 pm
Animal farm
Michael Agara
August 23, 2017 at 1:23 pm
Hahaha rats in action
Okoye Nnamdi David
August 23, 2017 at 1:19 pm
True.
Joshua Chinedum
August 23, 2017 at 12:12 pm
Why not buy London rat killer…. na only him rat dey his office??? APC don kill this country
Jekwu Hansel Chukwueze
August 23, 2017 at 11:10 am
Pls Baba should hold close door meeting with the rats
Ejike Eze
August 23, 2017 at 11:02 am
Buhari should know that he is not recognized in nizoooooria any more even rats want to prove their self hahaha as the president of nizoooooria
Onwuama Paulinus Chime
August 23, 2017 at 10:37 am
BUHARI LONDON
Chris Orogwu
August 23, 2017 at 10:18 am
Nawoooo
Prince Charlie
August 23, 2017 at 10:17 am
President Buhari is still very sick , and coming to take over government now will aggravate his health and that is not good for us and the polity. Did you hear the voice of the President on radio the day he addressed Nigerians ? How was the voice. Did it sound like a man who have really recovered fully from his illness. Did you watch his address on TV, did you look at him critically. What was your observation. I think the Nigerians in diaspora , who thought out this night vigil protest that jolted our sick President into rushing back to Nigeria did a big disservice to the PRESIDENT AND to this country. President Buhari still need many months to really rest to recover himself fully. I will suggest he distance himself from governance for now, maybe resign his appointment and allow his Vice to carry on. But if he insist to retain his mandate because of the pressures he is getting from supporters and party to stay on , let him handover temporary to his VP and go and have a good rest wherever he chooses in Nigeria to fully get back his groove before taking over again from his VP. LIFE FIRST BEFORE POWER.
Sani Yusuf
August 23, 2017 at 9:59 am
Mumu must you talk fool at 40th
Suleiman Yusuf
August 23, 2017 at 9:49 am
So what!! But Nigerians wants him. Lol!
Jack Obinna Okoye
August 23, 2017 at 9:43 am
No be u say u b oga lion? Na y u dey run 4 common rat?
Mark Macurly
August 23, 2017 at 9:40 am
An Irresponsible Government, Always Finding Who To Blame… Even The Innocent Rats Are Not Exempted… Lol…
Emeka Emeka Ajoku
August 23, 2017 at 9:28 am
NIGERIAN PRESIDENCY is very FUNNY if RATS have taking over presidential office then where are the HYENAS,JACKALS,THE BABOONS,THE HAWKS and THE SCREECH OWLS,have these wild animals ran away for harmless rats to take over?A story of tortoise and in the animal kingdom.Enough of these shooting bird mama fly away.
Adjarho Stella
August 23, 2017 at 8:37 am
then why did you people disturb him at first. una for leave am for London na
Camillus James
August 23, 2017 at 8:31 am
It is an evidence that the office belongs to Ghost now.
ObIano
August 23, 2017 at 9:28 am
This APC & Presidency rats excuse and news that the big ……ra..t is going back to London soonest to continue treatment, confirm the fact that APC and the Presidency were not expecting Buhar..a…t soon, if not for the Abuja “#ResumeorResign” and London “#BuhariGoHome” protests, babarat would not have come back. That was the reason the office of mr. Buha…..Rat was not cleaned up in readiness, the r….at simply ran from London Abuja House period!!
Alhajee Abdul Mohd
August 23, 2017 at 8:27 am
Then u are a rat?
Don Obi
August 23, 2017 at 8:24 am
Rat Chase out the Lion from jungle
ObIano
August 23, 2017 at 9:18 am
It means Buhari and his APC are all RATS. APC is full of Rats.
Sunday Nwanuta
August 23, 2017 at 7:59 am
Yes
Ameen Odike
August 23, 2017 at 7:48 am
and you have just defined yourself you are a frustrated rat ,thief .oleey ,barawo.we new it.
Favour N Lawrence
August 23, 2017 at 7:44 am
Rats! Lolz nawaoo
Kate Monday
August 23, 2017 at 7:41 am
How can one who calls him self a father ofa nation sagregate and kills innocent set people causing hardship all over the country.how can i like him ..
Aliyu Muhammad
August 23, 2017 at 7:41 am
Whether you like or not you must accept defeat. You can rant because of your selfish intereste.
Onyegbule Stanley Chidiebere
August 23, 2017 at 7:37 am
Lolz
Kingsley Chuks Paul
August 23, 2017 at 7:37 am
BREAKING NEWS: Chairman Rodents Association of Nigeria(RAN) denies the claim that their members destroyed the funitures in the Presidential office. In his statement, he said ” Our members cannot infiltrate an office of that calibar considering the occupant of that office”. He further stated that this is just another move by jackals and hyeanas to spoil the age long relationship between them and the Presidency. In his final remark, he stated that the leaders of the Association are happy that the president is back in good shape and are at all times ready to assist the Gov’t in which ever way to see the end of corruption and other crimes.
Umah Reginald Ositadimma
August 23, 2017 at 7:27 am
Rats even want to claim their zoo back
Abubakar Mohammed
August 23, 2017 at 7:18 am
He was jail by the present administration so what do you expect from him. Nonentity
Okey Nnam
August 23, 2017 at 7:38 am
Tell us the meaning of nonentity?
Abubakar Mohammed
August 23, 2017 at 8:02 am
Insignificant. Any question?
Abubakar Mohammed
August 23, 2017 at 8:38 am
Still expecting your question, you think Im abgoro like you, through our charting you know the level of my education
Chino Ezeonyekwelu
August 23, 2017 at 10:28 am
Jail who?
Chibueze Uzodimma
August 23, 2017 at 7:16 am
Yesooooooooo.
Ugwuanyi Mescana
August 23, 2017 at 7:07 am
Supported
Ismoh Momoh Jagaban
August 23, 2017 at 7:01 am
This smoker is shameless
Josephine Ifeyinwa
August 23, 2017 at 7:00 am
Laugh wan kill me oooooo
Chaka Chaka
August 23, 2017 at 6:45 am
Hahahahahaaaa
Olalekan Salami Ajani Osama
August 23, 2017 at 6:30 am
That’s why u r an animal too
Chris John
August 23, 2017 at 6:16 am
He’s not yet/completely back. He should repent from hatred,tribalism , cheating and marginalising the Igbos or face the wrath of GOD
Onyibinihian Rejoice
August 23, 2017 at 6:15 am
I can’t help but laugh
Adedapo Adebisi Adejuwon Barcelona
August 23, 2017 at 6:10 am
Mad boy with mouth cancer.
Emmanuel Eze
August 23, 2017 at 6:08 am
Govt for my country na comedy
Charlie Achomrough
August 23, 2017 at 6:03 am
Shameless Nigeria
Usman Ashiru Silame
August 23, 2017 at 5:58 am
Dis man is going crazy!!! Comedian of d yrs, Buhari is robot and u r a liar , hell fire shall be ur portion non sense
Obikwere Onyekwere
August 23, 2017 at 5:26 am
But it is true
Amaigbo Odes
August 23, 2017 at 5:25 am
Both the living and dead reject him
Urch Macks
August 23, 2017 at 5:25 am
Even ret is trying to claim back his country zoo
CJ Stanley
August 23, 2017 at 4:38 am
Buhari is joke of the century
Chinedu Omeje
August 23, 2017 at 3:13 am
Funny govt. And the na special specie
Christopher Ochini
August 23, 2017 at 2:24 am
Correct
Mike Chizi
August 23, 2017 at 12:33 am
Sure sir
Aso Chigozie
August 23, 2017 at 12:29 am
Yes even me I don’t won’t him back
Dave Ugah
August 22, 2017 at 11:38 pm
Us visa I’m interested
Dave Ugah
August 22, 2017 at 11:36 pm
Lolz
Juzzy Joke
August 22, 2017 at 11:30 pm
Why???is it Because there is no more wasted garri and rice lol
Sunday Onyekachi
August 22, 2017 at 11:29 pm
Hahahahahahaha
Emmanuel
August 23, 2017 at 12:29 am
The level of stupidity in this APC Govt.is beyond me. How can anyone be so stupid? Naija is finished.
Beckley C. Ike
August 22, 2017 at 11:25 pm
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Tim Isaiah
August 22, 2017 at 11:09 pm
Where is Buhari
Christopher Leonard
August 22, 2017 at 10:48 pm
London fairly used president
Aisha Muhammed
August 22, 2017 at 11:11 pm
Ur mumu never do idiot Ewu
Christopher Leonard
August 22, 2017 at 11:12 pm
May the blood of the innocent people killed under the government of buhari torment u ND ur family
Adeline Josh
August 23, 2017 at 5:40 am
Amen
Ernest Chukwuemeka EmmyGod
August 22, 2017 at 10:41 pm
They are angry because their leader left them to another place for long
Charles Nwachi
August 22, 2017 at 10:39 pm
fuck saliso
Charles Nwachi
August 22, 2017 at 10:38 pm
na so my master
Salisu Yaro Ishaq
August 22, 2017 at 10:38 pm
Ur mother is the rat
Nedu Joe
August 23, 2017 at 5:55 am
Hmm and your father buhari is the head of the rat that failed to settled it rat kids. Mumu tozo like u
Emmanuel Eze
August 23, 2017 at 6:07 am
Cow Brain
Salisu Yaro Ishaq
August 23, 2017 at 6:47 am
You are the ass. Swine. Rescal. Monkey.
Frank Ahiakwo
August 22, 2017 at 10:32 pm
When they call Nigeria zoo country Nigerians we be angry. Rat just chase out president from ASO Rock.
Aisha Muhammed
August 22, 2017 at 11:09 pm
Ur mumu no get part two idiot
Frank Ahiakwo
August 22, 2017 at 11:10 pm
Aisha Muhammed senseless idiot, you represent zoo.
Ihejirika Obi Biafra
August 23, 2017 at 4:10 am
Zoo world
Innocent Ogbuji
August 22, 2017 at 10:28 pm
I dey tell you ,can you imagine
Samuel Nwachukwu
August 22, 2017 at 10:21 pm
That’s serious
Davies Emeka Unya
August 22, 2017 at 10:19 pm
Hahahaha Funny Femi
Tosin Adejumobi
August 22, 2017 at 10:18 pm
So because he collected the money u stole then you say Rat dont want him back. You are the so called Rat bcoz you want to steal more. Chewwww
Segun Adeniyi
August 22, 2017 at 11:17 pm
The likes of FFK and Fayose supposed to buried their head in shame as our President came back hale and hearty.They will be die one by one before Buhari Inshallah bcuz is a taboo in Yoruba land to wish your fellow human being dead.Our God is awesome.
Solo KC
August 22, 2017 at 10:12 pm
this useless apc ghost goverment is full of ghost stories, old fools
Ifenna Johnson
August 22, 2017 at 10:11 pm
Efcc should charge nd persecute all those rats that destroyed presido office.
Godsown Emeka
August 22, 2017 at 10:11 pm
Imagine that my brother. Lol lol
Ebenezer Fidel
August 22, 2017 at 10:09 pm
Zoo zoo zoo is for animal am not surprise, its real
Obinze Arthur
August 22, 2017 at 10:07 pm
Our Mumu never do o Make he return back oo
Martinx Osilama
August 22, 2017 at 10:00 pm
So even aso rock cannot afford rat poison. Which kind mumu lie be this?
Ogbebe Michael Ogbebe
August 22, 2017 at 10:00 pm
this country has becomed dustbin
I'tz SwizyBerry
August 22, 2017 at 9:59 pm
rat fall on buhari office
Ogbebe Michael Ogbebe
August 22, 2017 at 9:59 pm
what a joke
Dan Chuks Newlife
August 22, 2017 at 9:58 pm
This basket mouth again?
Chinedu Ani
August 22, 2017 at 9:58 pm
Hahahahaha Lol to Zoo republic called Nigeria
Ejike Kingsley Okeke
August 22, 2017 at 9:57 pm
PDP is really bad. They sent those rat to poison Mbuhari’s office.
Telon B Telon B
August 22, 2017 at 9:54 pm
Fool of the moment. Hopeless man that disappointed himself ff hide ur face in shame.
Solo KC
August 22, 2017 at 10:14 pm
park well, ur ghost apc tells ghost stories
Anthony Ekenze
August 22, 2017 at 9:53 pm
The rats may be the cabals they talk about
Chuks Ogbu
August 22, 2017 at 9:50 pm
Lol hahahah
Ademuyiwa Adeyemi Isaac
August 22, 2017 at 9:50 pm
Those Are Super Rats.
Chibueze Donatus Okeke
August 22, 2017 at 9:46 pm
The zooo
John Chijioke
August 22, 2017 at 9:41 pm
So The Rat Is The Official Coordinator. Kudos! Animal Kingdom Indeed.
Kelechi Mbamalu
August 22, 2017 at 9:39 pm
FFK….i love u die…fire down u re a truely Nigerian..God have already left u up,carry Go brotherly.
Emeka Wilfred
August 22, 2017 at 9:38 pm
Hahahaja chaii u will not kill person
Yahaya Ibrahim
August 22, 2017 at 9:35 pm
Who Is The Rat, If Not You, Baba Is The Python,
Anthony Ekenze
August 22, 2017 at 9:54 pm
Kaii! Megida
Frank Ahiakwo
August 22, 2017 at 10:22 pm
Why is python running away from Rat.
Darlington Emeh
August 22, 2017 at 9:35 pm
Spirit of the dead is hunting him
Okechukwu Chikezie
August 22, 2017 at 9:35 pm
Animal kingdom, even rat is angry because there is no food. Drama in zoo.
Emeka Okpokoro
August 22, 2017 at 9:34 pm
Nawaooo. Even rat kwa? Hahahaha. FFK Am rolling on the floor with laugh
Donmarce Abuchi
August 22, 2017 at 9:32 pm
Funny zoo.
Lawrence Ayobami Akanni
August 22, 2017 at 9:29 pm
APC we soon blame PDP for that rat destroying office of Mr president
Danny Geo
August 22, 2017 at 9:29 pm
of course..even rats have nothing to eat..failed man ruling his failed kingdom
Don Iyke J Stino
August 22, 2017 at 9:25 pm
Joshua Sunshine
August 22, 2017 at 9:22 pm
Point of correction, its Robbot.
Itiade Mercy
August 22, 2017 at 9:19 pm
Now that he is back, what else? Get push out to clear d rats (loba tan)
Affangideh D Affangideh
August 22, 2017 at 9:19 pm
so it is true?
Adam Ibrahim
August 22, 2017 at 9:18 pm
u ar the big Rat
Jerome Allan Uthonakome
August 22, 2017 at 9:22 pm
Lol
Adam Ibrahim
August 22, 2017 at 9:32 pm
yeah
MB Yazeed Abbare
August 22, 2017 at 9:16 pm
buhari’s return na God doing!
Tajudeen Hamed Olarewaju
August 22, 2017 at 9:16 pm
http://dollarzip.com/?invite=210609
Augustine Chioma
August 22, 2017 at 9:16 pm
THEY Have To CHESS HIM AWAY BECAUSE THE OFFICE IS Not FOR THEM & ill literate !!!
Amb Aliu Olalekan Abayomi
August 22, 2017 at 9:16 pm
Everyone Who Don’t Want Buhari Back Is A “Rat”
Daniel Nelson Dike
August 22, 2017 at 9:30 pm
Buhari ur right man is a rat like u ! I wonder why another rat has occupied his office, now he is running, by two weeks time he will request for another sick leave to recharge the battery! Fools !
Amb Aliu Olalekan Abayomi
August 22, 2017 at 9:32 pm
When Baby Factory Talks, You Will Know
Ebuka Stanleo Okolo
August 22, 2017 at 9:47 pm
Gordon Alloy PE
August 22, 2017 at 9:15 pm
Rats vex tire
DjMagnet Anthony
August 22, 2017 at 9:14 pm
Please where is (Avans)?
Prince Adewumi Rotee Fariogun
August 22, 2017 at 9:19 pm
Your brother in kidnapping
Comr Iwuchukwu Sunny Sunday
August 22, 2017 at 9:13 pm
Hahaha
Benson Ikpe Osayi
August 22, 2017 at 9:12 pm
this man. is very stupid yorubas are like this. this is why Nnamdi kanu don’t like them
Charles Prince
August 22, 2017 at 9:10 pm
Buhari is a waste products
Amb Aliu Olalekan Abayomi
August 22, 2017 at 9:14 pm
While Your Father Is A Baby Factory Product
Charles Prince
August 22, 2017 at 9:15 pm
Amb Aliu Olalekan Abayomi you’re useless like buhari..hopeless animal in human fresh
Amb Aliu Olalekan Abayomi
August 22, 2017 at 9:19 pm
Your Father Is Useless Like Nnamdi Kanu. You Have Not Seen Anything Yet. Keep Calling Buhari Bad Names, You Will See Yourself Behind The Scene
Charles Prince
August 22, 2017 at 9:20 pm
Hopeless animal, go and find cattle and sleep with. Baboon in human fresh talking
Charles Prince
August 22, 2017 at 9:21 pm
Waste products
Daniel Nelson Dike
August 22, 2017 at 9:27 pm
Amb Aliu Olalekan Abayomi, I started to blame ur father, for not wasted this sperm that produces this fool like u! It really a pity. Though I know ur father and mother, has been regretting over a useless son like u!
Charles Prince
August 22, 2017 at 9:28 pm
Amb Aliu Olalekan Abayomi is a cow
Alfazazi Abubakar Dausayi
August 22, 2017 at 9:10 pm
Ffk is a Big Rat
Don Chris Thickness
August 22, 2017 at 9:10 pm
True talk fani.even beggars
Sani Dasadu Campus
August 22, 2017 at 9:10 pm
As even rat hate you with this ur stupidity, waist of family product like u
Michael Mbam
August 22, 2017 at 9:09 pm
Hahahahahah
Godswill Uche
August 22, 2017 at 9:09 pm
The news tire me oh!!! Chai! APC rat for the people
Ufondus Evergreen
August 22, 2017 at 9:09 pm
Hahaha!..
Sadiq Ibrahim Sadiq
August 22, 2017 at 9:06 pm
It shame for you