Opinion
Buhari Writes Paul And Peter: The Unity Of P-Square Is Non-Negotiable By Emmanuel Ugwu
By Emmanuel Ugwu
Dear Paul and Peter,
I have just been informed that one of you unilaterally announced the ‘split’ of the crisis-prone P-Square. That’s an act of self-determination. It is treasonable and worthy of classification as terrorism.
I recall that your late mother paid me a visit at my Daura home a couple of years ago. We shared dinner and discussed late into the night. And we agreed that the unity of P-Square would forever remain non-negotiable.
My aides told me that you ‘separated’ sometime last year, tasted uneventful solo musical careers, reconciled, and went back to making great music. I missed the story. Nigerian newspapers conspired to leave me in the dark by not doing cartoon impressions of the development. But you can’t try that secessionist stunt on my wide-awake watch.
You were made a group by fetal amalgamation. You were created twins. Your unity is a settled matter.
I am aware that your relationship has been dogged by rancor, discord and spite for a long while. You barely manage to function as one singing unit. Yet, you must endure the attrition and accept that you have been trapped by fate. You must continue to collaborate and conjure love songs from your shared bitterness.
None of you can go his separate way. You must stay together even though your group can hardly agree on anything except that you both mutually resent each other and can’t address the root cause of the contention.
I am told both of you are talented dancers. You must quickly return to the normal of hostile partnership. You don’t want my troops to teach you a lesson in Python Dance.
Muhammadu Buhari (GCFR)
President and Commander-in-Chief
Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Op–ed pieces and contributions are the opinions of the writers only and do not represent the opinions of Oriental Times
You can reach Emmanuel at immaugwu@gmail.com and follow him on Twitter @EmmaUgwuTheMan.
Rambo
October 6, 2017 at 6:19 am
waiting buhari no about p-square, abi he won’t to use dis shance to send EFCC to p-suare dem
Christopher Ochini
September 29, 2017 at 5:36 pm
Amen
Chibueze Uzodimma
September 29, 2017 at 4:03 pm
Hahahahahahaha yesoooooooo
Eze Martin Chinedu
September 29, 2017 at 4:00 pm
Your joke have crossed the red line and is a step too far
Enobong Udoh
September 29, 2017 at 2:46 pm
Hahaha, maybe he thinks the word non negotiable means Fulani cows
Emeke Afunezi
September 29, 2017 at 2:27 pm
Then that is not buhari
Omotayo Jegede
September 29, 2017 at 2:06 pm
i no fit laugh ooo abeg
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Jerome N. Okpara
September 29, 2017 at 10:57 am
APC is about to send EFCC to psquare , you people better settle before is Late
E Junior Silvernus
September 29, 2017 at 10:56 am
Waiting concern buhari 4 psqure mater…
Prince Emeka Edwin Oruche
September 29, 2017 at 10:41 am
Buharia abi wetin be ur name why u no send operation python dance to p square useless man
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September 29, 2017 at 10:03 am
Please lunch operation
lion rohr
again them
and proscribe them they’re terrorist musician
Biafra Uche
September 29, 2017 at 10:02 am
28/09/2017
IPOB PRESS RELEASE
We the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) worldwide would like to use this medium to clarify pertinent issues bordering on our relationship with Mr. Abdulkadir Erkahraman, a Turkish citizen, who is the current President of International Nations Commercial Association based in Turkey and also an adviser to our leader Mazi Nnamdi Kanu. Mr Erkahraman is equally a representative of IPOB on international relations in the Middle East and Asia.
Mr Erkahraman has come under serious attack lately from the APC regime of Muhammadu Buhari who are using some Turkish businessmen in Abuja and “Fethullahist Terror Organization” (FETÖ) to threaten him to denounce his support for IPOB to the extent of inviting him to come to Nigeria to make a television broadcast publicly renouncing his support for Biafra. His life and that of his family have come under severe threat and we wish to notify the Turkish government and the world accordingly.
Having purchased a black market order from the court of Justice Kufurati sitting in Abuja labelling the peaceful IPOB a terrorist organisation, an act designed to alienate friends of Biafra from publicly associating with the IPOB led movement for self determination, this Nigerian government is hoping to isolate the movement for Biafra restoration away from international supporters. This scare tactics will not work because Mr. Abdulkadir Erkahraman is a conscientious Muslim who understand what human rights is all about and the need to preserve same. He believes that freedom for Biafra supersedes everything else in life, even his own religion.
When he visited our leader in his home town Afaraukwu Ibeku Umuahia, their discussions focused exclusively on areas of infrastructural development and how such partnerships can be developed to help alleviate the suffering of the people of Biafra. He is not a Turkish diplomat, he has never claimed to be one and our leader did not receive him in such capacity. Those on online news platforms in Nigeria referring to him as a diplomat are deliberately misleading their readers.
Some of these publishers are nothing more than sponsored agents, in the pay of the Ministry of Information, used to carry out smear campaigns in the hope of tarnishing the image of Mr. Abdulkadri Erkahraman and Biafra. Their sole aim is to cause misunderstanding in Turkish diplomatic circles. We strongly advise the Turkish mission in Nigeria to disregard the discredited lying antics of Lai Mohammed and their attempt to deflect attention from their murderous ill fated Operation Python Dance currently going on in Biafraland.
The world should know that this Nigerian government has become so desperate to the point that they can go to any length to try and stop the restoration of Biafra, believe it through blackmail, intimidation and cold blooded murder. If you consider that this same Buhari regime in recent days have accused their staunchest allies United Kingdom, France and USA of financing terrorists [IPOB] you will begin to appreciate how paranoid they have become.
The Buhari regime should leave Mr. Abdulkadri Erkahraman alone and stop using his name to settle old scores with the Turkish government over Buhari’s sponsorship of the failed coup in Turkey. It is public knowledge that Turkey have ordered the Nigeria government to close down all the schools bearing Turkish names in Nigeria used as front for the Fethullahist Terror Organization (FETÖ). Until now this Buhari government have refused to close down these schools and organizations, they still bear Turkish names.
We call upon the government of Turkey and the president of Turkey, His Excellency Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, to look critically at the activities of the government of Nigeria in Turkey. Mohammed Buhari is a known sponsor of terrorism and was named as Boko Haram chief negotiator before becoming president of Nigeria. He is presently the grand patron of the fourth most deadly terror group in the world, Fulani herdsmen better known as Miyetti Cattle Breeders Association. He is a man given to violent impulses and will not hesitate to sponsor another coup or fund terror attacks against Turkey, as long as it leads to bloodshed and loss of life.
Buhari is a well known supporter of Fethullahist Terror Organization (FETÖ). He has given them protection and cover since he came into power. He is now using them to attack the Turkish government and her people. The Nigerian government imported arms into Nigeria ports under the guise of FETO in order to tarnish the image of IPOB and Mr. Abdulkadri Erkrahram and by extension that of Turkey.
The Turkish government should as a matter of urgency review the activities of Nigeria government against the Turkish state and if need be expel the Nigerian mission in Turkey before it’s too late. FETO is hiding under the Nigeria government to tarnish the image of Turkey and that of President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan. Nigeria government are hoping to use IPOB and Mr. Abdulkadir Erkrahram as bargaining chip in this Cold War with Turkey which we cannot allow.
Sign: Emma Powerful
Media & Publicity Sec
IPOB
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September 29, 2017 at 9:50 am
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Onwe Uchenna Papoose
September 29, 2017 at 9:42 am
Hahahhahahahahah. Small time the zoo will label them a terrorist and proscribe them .
Chukwuma Evergreen Judenty
September 29, 2017 at 9:37 am
I dont even know which of them is peter or Paul
Chinedu Umeh
September 29, 2017 at 9:35 am
Lol
Iykebest Solomoon
September 29, 2017 at 9:34 am
Unity is it by force
Iykebest Solomoon
September 29, 2017 at 9:34 am
Zoo
Kendrick Alpheus Victor
September 29, 2017 at 9:33 am
Oooh he knows that d unity of Nigeria is like p-square
Lukpata Steven Ik
September 29, 2017 at 9:30 am
hahahahahahah i talk am i say na buhari go separate una this time not me again lol
Enyinnaya Okechukwu Elvis
September 29, 2017 at 9:27 am
Hahahahahahahahahah….fullhari
Amali Victor
September 29, 2017 at 9:20 am
Lol
Uche Orjioka
September 29, 2017 at 9:17 am
Funny but instructive
Michael Ugochukwu Ezeamaku
September 29, 2017 at 9:15 am
hahahahhahah
Eze Martin Chinedu
September 29, 2017 at 9:04 am
Which one of them is a terrorist? Zia unity seem so be negwoshable
John Emeka
September 29, 2017 at 9:16 am
HAHAHA
Chukwuma Evergreen Judenty
September 29, 2017 at 9:35 am
I don’t even know which one is peter and which is Paul but the one without dread is the terrorist
Alfred AfricanusJen
September 29, 2017 at 9:03 am
Stop ridiculing our president I beg.
Chidiebere Nwobodo
September 29, 2017 at 9:08 am
But you enjoyed it when GEJ was ridiculed abi? Insufferable hypocrite.
Alfred AfricanusJen
September 29, 2017 at 9:12 am
I love GEJ till today ,I was not happy even then ,Iinsult doesn’t pay,lets pray fir our nation God will take over all the challenges we are facing in this country .
Fatima Ibrahim
September 29, 2017 at 8:58 am
Good thought’Ur Excellency
Derick Ajiamigbezi
September 29, 2017 at 8:58 am
Force Makes Nonnegotiable To Be Negotiable But Is Disasterous
Chinonso Basil
September 29, 2017 at 8:56 am
Hmmmmmmm
Mhiz Winnie Dova
September 29, 2017 at 8:54 am
Bihari or wat what do u know abt Psquare
Gabriel Ejoke Henry
September 29, 2017 at 8:54 am
Hahahahahahaha
Prince Hail-Sellasie
September 29, 2017 at 8:53 am
Buhari days are numbered….
Chidi Ebere
September 29, 2017 at 8:52 am
buhari should commence operation python dance to force them to stay united.
Arinzechukwu Izuogu
September 29, 2017 at 8:52 am
Lol
Cornelius Essien
September 29, 2017 at 8:51 am
wey tin Buhari no…do he no any tin abt luv…apart frm killing n murdered ..
Okerie Musa Ayo
September 29, 2017 at 8:50 am
Where buhari learn this non negotiable wahala de. Mr buhari the unity of biafra is also non negotiable so how are we going to do it
Prince Pachigo
September 29, 2017 at 8:48 am
Hahahahahah thus us laughable
Ikechukwu Anyikwa
September 29, 2017 at 8:48 am
Lol
Justina Unique
September 29, 2017 at 8:47 am
Lol
Chukwujieze Prince
September 29, 2017 at 8:45 am
Lolz
Emis Chidume
September 29, 2017 at 8:45 am
Hahaha