Politics
Dragon Flew Away With Our New $486 Million World Bank Loan – Lai Mohammed
A fresh report is coming in that a dragon has made away with $486 million, a loan given to Nigeria by world bank.
This was revealed to newsmen by Lai Mohammed minutes after the money was received from world bank, on landing the Nigerian soil, the money was made away by unknown dragon.
Briefing Newsmen after Plenary, Lai Mohammed said that since the money could not be accounted for, or on his bank account the money was transfer into, maybe this time Dragon have made away with the money.
He said;
“I think, this country is becoming a huge joke. First of all, it was the rodents that drove away the president and then we now have snakes consuming about N36 million and now we have monkeys raiding farmhouse. So, they don’t want this to be said but I believe that we should be very clear.”
This is coming after a shocking confession of an official of the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board, JAMB, which claimed that a mysterious snake allegedly swallowed N36 million naira, from the Board’s vault, which she made from the sale of scratch cards, another that of a monkey which swallowed 70 million naira.
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 7:28 pm
Iai lai mohamed , we are not surprised it can only happen in de zoo, u are in nizooria,so keep laiying sir.
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 3:10 pm
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 2:27 pm
When Nnamdi Kalu Called Nigeria a Zoo, most of U are complaining, Now Some of D Animals in D Zoo is Looting D country Treasures…
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 2:03 pm
Somewhere in Africa…..
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 1:34 pm
It is only in the zoo that you will hear this kind of story
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 1:16 pm
Anyway I don’t blame politician if they tell us all form of story no doubt it is all because they knew that any uncooked lies will be gladly accepted by both illiterate and educated Nigerian’s. that’s the situation we find ourselves in ;this country people have no knowledge of their simple right and how to stand for it. Because all people do is to channel all their grievances to only the president forgetting that we have people we should hold responsible apart from the president. We voted for senators ,representatives,chairmen,cancellors, we have commissioners,and governors but they turn against us and shortchanged government policies for their hedonism. These kind of cooked story are meant for people who forgot totally that in a Democratic setting power belongs to the people. We have sold out our right and power because of selfish wicked greediness some will say so far I am having my own money I don’t care ;some will say we believe them but you forgotten how powerful you are if you and I come together and put aside that hedonistic reason we all have,they the politician’s knew that if they stop us from uniting and they put religious, ethnicity and hatred of one another in our heart,we will not unite to ask them question and we will not unite and defeat them …..you must know my fellow country men and women that politics is a concentrate cycle of unending conspiracy….if we remain blind and kept on voting selfish wicked self imposed political criminals to our detriment .we will always remain slave’s to the political elite. This is why the fight against corruption and corrupt politician is not for the president alone but you and I we are all involved.. Let us make use of the monopolistic power of our voters card and say a Big NO to criminal minded political gladiators. The reason for our economic Woe’s today is looting, embezzlement and grab it all syndrome by political elite; they loot and send our national resources abroad create jobs and employment for the people overseas and revived those people’s economy thereby rendering our own economy useless and youth suffering running up and down no jobs .fight corruption with our vote and Nigeria will be great again. GOD bless our country Nigeria #istandwithPMBforthefightagainstcorruptionandforfuturisticpurpose.
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 12:48 pm
ANOTHER ONE
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 12:32 pm
That’s is good for a country like Nigeria
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 12:09 pm
Zoological republic of nizooria
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 12:03 pm
What a strange term’s fabrication in the present Nigeria!
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 11:57 am
Animial kingdom in shithole country call nigeria
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 11:46 am
Kuje prison awaits u ones PDP come back
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 11:45 am
government is just playing with everything that as to do with Nigerians lives.
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 11:40 am
May Nigeria never see this kind of thing again, if not God bring Biafra faster than we expect
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 11:40 am
What are they saying that the dragon truly flew away with the money or what? But dragons do they exist? I know snakes monkeys and rodents do exist but dragons don’t.
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 11:38 am
It tends to mean that Nigerian politicians have accepting the tag of Nnamdi Kanu to Nigeria as Zoo? This is because all these politicians now address human beings financial misconducts as ANIMALS activities. The SNAKE swallowed millions of naira of Jamb money, few days ago, MONKEY swallowed 70 million naira belonging to the Northern caucus Senators, and today, the DRAGON swallowed #486 million of the World Bank Loans. Nigeria is fast becoming ANIMAL KINGDOM.
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 11:33 am
Meaning what? ? ?
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 11:14 am
Nnandi Kanu has lay curse on Nigeria, all his prophesy are gradually fulfilling. very soon Lions will invade Aso villa, at last an Elephant will claim Nigeria leftover.
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 11:13 am
Animal Kingdom
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 12:11 pm
My brother i remove cap for this bokoharam (animal kingdom.
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 11:12 am
Hehehehehehe
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 11:11 am
Hahahahaha
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 11:11 am
lie
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 11:11 am
Clap for Fulani buhari dictatorship government in action
Anonymous
February 24, 2018 at 11:08 am
Mr lai well done sir.