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Man Cries Out As His Wife Charges Him N3,200 For Each Round Of S£x
A man has shared his matrimonial woes with social media relationship expert David Papa Bondze-Mbir (Dave), revealing that his own wife charges GH¢50 which is about N3,200 for each round of s£x.
The gentleman said his wife always complain of tiredness as an excuse to avoid having s£x with him. He said out of the blue, the wife demanded ¢50 from him before she will open her legs for him.
Well he thought it was a joke so he paid the money after which they had s£x but unbeknownst to him, that was going to be the routine for the rest of his f*cking life-as he put it.
Read his message below:
Hello Dave,
I have an issue. My wife is a follower of your page and for some reason she thinks all men are cheats and will cheat on their wives. We have been married for 3 years and she’s still of that opinion.
I keep reminding her that I am very satisfied and happy with only her in my life… But she doesn’t believe me. She says I will not cheat simply because I am unhappy, but because I will feel at a point that I can get away with it without her knowing.
Dave, I am reliable. I am responsible. I am very committed in this marriage and into her. I show up for her always. I strive to be good, Dave. But my wife still charges me Ghc 50 for every s£x we have at home.
Yes 000. After paying her bride price and marrying her at home and in church, I have to always have Ghc 50 on me if I want to have s£x her.
It started on our honeymoon. She wouldn’t let me touch her the evening of our wedding. At first, it was tiredness. That was her excuse. So I woke her up at dawn. She asked me to give her Ghc 50, I did, and the s£x was stupefying. Little did I know I was going to be paying for the rest of my f*cking life.
I have been asking what she does with the money and she says she’s investing it in my future. She says, anytime I think of going in for a side chick, if I ever would rent a hotel room or an apartment for her to f*ck, if I would ever give her money to f*ck, if I would ever give her money to dress or look sharp, if I would give her money for payment of the s£x, I should remember to save it to rather pay her for an equally mind-blowing s£x.
There have been times I had no money on me and needed to get laid. Madam did not give me the pussy. I had to borrow Ghc 100 from a colleague to f*ck her for two rounds that day. Dave, I am not happy.
I love my wife very much and I understand what she’s trying to teach me but I am not happy that she does not trust me. And Dave, I love s£x. I want more of it. But because I have to always pay, I am always planning and saving towards it.
At this moment, I can only afford two times in a week. But I want more. Can you beg my beautiful roommate to give me discount this 2020? Or even credit into the account? I want four times in a week, two sessions a day.
Help a brother this New Year.