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Side Chicks Look Hotter Than Wives Because You Don’t Live With Them — Reno Omokri

Reno Omokri

Social media critic and former aide to a former President, Reno Omokri has stated reason why most men think their side chics are hotter than their wives.

According to Omokri, it is simply because the men don’t live with the ladies and that is the reason why they appear more beautiful than their wives at home.

He wrote:

Your side chicks look hotter than your wives only because you don’t live with them. You only see them when they perfect their makeup. Don’t leave a wife because of a hot side chick. Her hotness is a mirage that will disappear once you start living with her.

By the time you enter the toilet after she exits, and see her true face when she wakes up in the morning, and hear her belch once or twice, the scales will fall from your eyes and you will realise you have jumped from frying pan to fire. 

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